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if you woke me up ‘just to say goodnight’ i would probably kick you in the face tbh
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Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame
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im setting myself on fire goodbye
I made you a sandwich put it in your mouth
TELL THAT TO MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN VICTORIA AND HER HUGE ASS EMPIRE BITCH
I’m sorry.
I couldn’t hear you.
Over all the voices of amazing women.
Throughout history.
Who could have
kicked
your
ignorant
ass.
Reblogging this for the gender studies we’re doing in my history course.
No important discoveries of course because discovering what the sun is made of isn’t important at all OH NO.
Whaaat a douchetit fucknugget. I’d love to practice my crotch kicking skills on this dude.
my favorite part is at the end. obviously your completely truthful when you say “i am not sexist, anti-feminine, or whetever but this is brilliant”
just somethings that women invented:
- stove
- dishwashers
- globes
- life rafts
- fire escape
- car heaters
- medical syringes
- windshield wipers
- fridge
- water heater
- chocolate chip cookies
- disposable cell phones
- Bulletproof vests
We wouldn’t know what we do about radiation without Marie Curie. Oh and what about Roseline Franklin, who figured out what DNA looked like?
And guess who took on the empty jobs when all the men were in the army in WW2?
Arg, posts like this.
fucking hell who this this i will do something horrible(Source: acerebral, via the-impalardis)
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“if ur ready CUM and get it”
haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP
I’m younger than eighteen and I get the joke. Btw, you’re really only supposed to use numbers instead of spelling out the word after one hundred. Or, to be grammatically correct, 100. You’re eighteen, you should know this.
is this real life
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do you ever just
make a friend and think
I am so glad this friend is mine
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Sherlock comes back and John is very, very angry. He refuses to move back in with him. Sherlock is alone at Baker Street, he suddenly gets a phonecall. It’s John. He immediately answers.
“John-? What is it, are you ok—”
“I still hate you.”
John hangs up.
This continues for weeks. John only calls Sherlock to tell him he’s still angry. Sherlock answers each and every time anyway.
Then, one day.
“Yes, John, I get it, you still ha—”
“I miss you.”
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Hannibal Drinking Game
The food is people: Take a shot "This is my Design": Take a shot Cannibalism puns: Take a shot Jack mentions Miriam: Take a shot Hannibal is gay at Will: Take a shot Will hears spooky sounds: Take a shot Will has a nightmare: Take a shot Will's underwear: Take a shot Hannibal's suit is plaid: Take a shot -
I love how obviously intelligent the Sherlock fandom is, we find patterns, number symbols, decipher every millisecond of each scene, discover every possible meaning Moffat’s actions might have
but take the show away from us and
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fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us
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i wonder if hannibal ever watches porn
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